Gooooood morning Fandom! It's ya girl Arden Finch here, reminding you that next Tuesday is the first day of July, which means, the end of - official - Pride. So get your Pride on over the the next week if you haven't yet!
Moving on from warnings of tomorrow to news of yesterday, we kicked off the final week of this summer session in
School!
Teamwork had us write bitchy letters to people or an institution that made us mad, and then share our letters with someone else so they could help us bitch it up a notch.
I wrote to Callista but then I shredded it. Creative Problem Solving had people composing...love songs to Dean Skywalker?! And then lip-synching to them again???! Wow...that sounds like a Wednesday Shenanigans he just couldn't find a way to incorporate slime into.
*a long pause*
Please don't take that as an idea, sir.
[BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] Uh, anyway, uh, then
National Park Adventure Team got to go to the Golapagos Islands!
No notes from the
Dorms and I've decided it's because there is fly paper over all the doors and windows preventing squirrels from getting in. Tune in next week to see what bizarre reason I can make up!
Some notes from
Town, starting with Professor Vess at the
Infinite Consortium debating what class to teach next session. There were...tentacle...things...at the
Magpie Emporium. This note gives no more detail than that so watch out for tentacle things?
[BLEEP], that woulda been a way better reason than fly paper. It was National Pink Day at
Turtle and Canary, but Professor Smith didn't notice because she was busy with Rage...Fest...? Okay, y'all squirrels really need to get with the contextualizing details please! Professor Argentum was debating over his best pictures from Friday at
The Photo Hut, and Officer McGarrett was making all the troopers at the
Trooper Station take a cybersecurity training while he...also did the training. Yup! Everyone was appreciative of the AC at the
Clinic - aww, it's not
that hot yet, y'all!
*squirrelly chittering, including a word that sounds suspiciously like HVAC*
Listen to me you little rodent hooligans, you keep your mouths shut about stuff you're supposed to keep your mouths shut about, or else Leroy won't be the only one with a picture on the back of a milk carton, we clear?
Aheeeem, ANYWAY, we finish up our broadcast with Mr. Northman being shirtless at the
Devil's Nest, when
Professor Fel came in and learned about Shirtless Mondays. And Thursdays. Because that's how we roll on Fandom Island.
And that's it for me, folks! So this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off with one last Pride anthem for y'all to enjoy:
We Are Family by those icons, Sister Sledge. Bye!